Score: 7

"this movie spoke to me"

submission: Command & Conquer TE

date: August 3, 2007

and it affirmed that i'm not the only one who never understood why harvesters take the most asinine routes when doing their harvesting. that was a good laugh! that and the commando shooting the engineer for no reason. haha.

the rest kinda drug on tho...

Score: 9

"daily 5th?"

submission: DD : Advance

date: March 24, 2007

children these days dont know quality.

Score: 10

"hil-frickin-larious"

submission: Knock Knock

date: March 20, 2007

been off the portal a while.. i decided to see what was dominating the best flash of all time.. i saw "dad's home", and it was linked to "portal's history". they started talking about some "knock knock" joke, and i was like, how is that funny?

it started off really, really crappy. but then the hilarity ensued, and i watched it with tears in my eyes.

hahahhahaha "i wish i could go back in time..."

HAHHAHAHHAAAHAHHA

Score: 10

"OUTSTANDING!"

submission: Pepsi Diet 8-bit ( GGT )

date: January 16, 2007

MORE! MORE! MORE! ÉNCORE!

Oustanding animation! Great syncing! Flawless sound composition! Everything was perfect!

As was already said, we need more of this type of flash! Except, stay in the nintendo 8-bit mindset, and don't do the following:

- Mario (or the like)
- Zelda (way overdone)
- Final Fantasy (see above)
- Megaman (.... do i have to say it again?)

for instance, there's not nearly enough double dragon 8 bit stuff. and staying with the whole idea you did here is good. ive always liked the river city rampage characters!

¡BRAVO!

Score: 8

"holy.."

submission: Croc Hunter Pokemon

date: January 16, 2007

well, on the technical side of things, the sound was pretty horrid... but you get a credit for an original style. yea, this is pretty tasteless, but so is the american media in general, so no harm no foul, i guess.

im surprised i didnt laugh more about this. it was pretty funny! poor steve!!

Score: 4

"must be an inside joke.."

submission: Queers of War

date: January 15, 2007

this just wasnt very funny. and i usually find any type of gaybashing funny. a lot of talent was wasted on this.. maybe i just dont know the source of the joke.

again, unfunny. very weak.

Score: 9

"holy random, batman!.exe"

submission: Bass in: How to cook Mega

date: January 1, 2007

that was the strangest movie i ever saw. the plot made absolutely no sense, but at the same time, i couldnt stop watching. its like you picked two completely random stories that couldnt possibly have anything to do with one another, and somehow managed to make them "work"..

this is the strangest, yet compelling, flash i ever saw! huzzah!

Score: 10

"best EQ flash movie.."

submission: Anybody seen my corpse?

date: December 21, 2006

better than mine, even!! by leaps and bounds!

Score: 8

"great sound!"

submission: The Practical Joker

date: December 21, 2006

it was great to see a flash where the maker wasnt chewing on the mike, and hissing and popping. the flash was fairly enjoyable, and the sound makes it worth watching to the completion.

i expect that even the "ive fallen.." sound was canned, but well introduced.

Score: 0

"holy dissapointment!"

submission: Dad and Son Talk

date: December 17, 2006

i saw a couple of your other movies, so i decided to keep looking through your list... this is just asinine. it could be kinda funny as innuendo, but you stepped way over the line. it looks like latent pedophiliac behavior.

sometimes, innuendo is just funnier.